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I'm not a fisherman/angler, I do however really like the program "river monsters" by Jeremy Wade. What a fantastic show that is ! (y)

Well bully for you ! You must be bursting with pride ! :LOL:

You know, whatever you boys want to get up to in your spare time is neither mine nor no one else's business ! As long as nobody got hurt........well that's enough about that then. :rolleyes:

Ffs, IM NOT SERIOUS, IM JOKING !!!!

Your a star ! :numberone:

Mrs Jones doesn't know if she's going for a shite or a haircut ! Not mine or anyone else's problem ! Enough already .

That's subjective, just for the record .

Ok , good for you . So, why do you claim to not be a plasterer ?

Would it be a nice piece of plasterwork ?

So why do you say your not a plasterer ?

Maybe you'll get there, where it really matters, mate . (y)

I'm now intrigued ! Can you plaster a ceiling ? If so, would it be a nice piece of plasterwork, in your opinion ?

S Ok ! No need to take a massive cream puff mate, only a piss take ! Such is life and all the rest ! :rolleyes:

Tell me you've not got a secret command post too ? Ffs , :rolleyes:

I can actually see the earths curvature from my window you total imbecile ! :ROFLMAO:

Do you arpire to where Iive, you really are such a pathetic little snob !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE EARTH IS F*****g ROUND YOU ABSOLUTE MAD c**t OF A MAN !!!!!!

Oh dear ! :ROFLMAO:

What is that about ?

So, up and down all day long then ?

Good mate, glad that's working for you . (y)

Are you on site mate ?

What's your preference mate ?

I'd be interested to know your thoughts .

I really don't give a s**t mate ! :)

Your doing a "Steve"mate !

I'm not a hater mate, I'm just having a bit of banter . I'm disappointed that you feel that way .

I live on the beach too , on a promenade to be exact .Every morning I feel blessed ! Good one ! (y)

Tell him to get ta f**k and and that he's a total c**t mate . :sisi:

Its for scooping up bullshit, right ?

He just likes to pretend that he's a proper plasterer mate ! Just do the right thing and humour him mate ! ;)

Skid licker ! :rolleyes:

Depends

A happy ending ! :)(y)

He does , its ok, I'll ask him for you mate. I know how shy you can be (y)

(y)

That was 100% gold advice mate !

Ah so you were doing the scrim tape join skim thing. It doesn't work, always get a line. Much better to blend it IMO. That's where sponge floats as useful. Nice for blending coats .

It both pro and help for DIY Mate. Go to Wickes, get a 12.5 bag of universal one coat, read the instructions on the bag , give the area a good soak with water and have a good old go yourself . (y)

Eh ! Ye make no sense ! It cracked ! s**t happens mate :)

Didn't you notice you'd pulled off scrim ! Not to worry, I hope she was impressed mate . I took my lady to a see a job that I worked on where there were were four different plasterers , same time works. Only because mine was best :ROFLMAO:

Fair play mate, I tried stilts , just not for me ! All my work is private renovation, its a bit of work to stage up but you can then walk about six foot in the air all day long , better on the body and get a better grip on the job in hand .

The key ingredient is the humble plank mate, and as many as possible .

Was it of steps or hop ups mate ?

On me tod mate ! I don't like someone else mixing for me, they never get it right !

I've never done a rolling guage, I've done three ceilings in one siting though, two fresh coats, all planked up. I liked the fact he loved it and was a cheery c**t, but thought it a bit over engineered for what it is .

He has a question for you , by the way .

It does seem to have the hallmarks of bad practice ! You may be on the money there !

The trans virus mate ! Nothing to do with that covid one !