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  1. essexandy

    Is it normal practice to add sealant at the joint of a terraced house when re-rendering ?

    Most things that our John acquires are still warm to the touch.
  2. essexandy

    happy valentine

    I haven't bought my good lady anything for valentine's day in decades. Fairly sure nothing will change this year.
  3. essexandy

    Speed skim

    No he didn't
  4. essexandy

    My Patent pending on board mate

    No you're in the clear Spit mate, Smoother was quite a smart geezer.
  5. essexandy

    Speed skim

    Well you shouldn't have been such a useless c**t should you? Poor grandad.
  6. essexandy

    Multi finish thistle problems!!

    5/8 Norm
  7. essexandy

    Speed skim

    I wasn't talking to you moosh.
  8. essexandy

    Speed skim

    I think he was just bragging that he had a spare quid.
  9. essexandy

    Speed skim

    Well you wouldn't would you Napoleon, it's a plastering tool, for plasterers.
  10. essexandy

    Speed skim

    There must be easier things to cut them with than a pound coin M8? Personally I just use a bit of abrasive paper.
  11. essexandy

    Plaster over artex ceiling

    Suction isn't a good thing over Artex. If you're getting suction it means that water is getting through to the Artex and Artex is water soluble, even when it has been up there for decades.
  12. essexandy

    Finally managed to get out.

    I've now had another two. This is crazy for the time of year.
  13. essexandy

    Best ad ever

    Been nice knowing you.
  14. essexandy

    OOPS !!! !

    You obviously have a short memory.
  15. essexandy

    Taking Mads Fishing

    Yeah he used 'Sloth Lad'.
  16. essexandy

    Finally managed to get out.

    And just like buses.
  17. essexandy

    Finally managed to get out.

    Again, it's been quite some weeks since I had the chance to fish. A lovely sunny day to be out even if you don't catch anything. Even better if you do!
  18. essexandy

    OOPS !!! !

    Is the oops you getting shite all over the light fitting? Don't worry it'll wipe off. Your welcome.
  19. essexandy

    Plaster over artex ceiling

    I didn't say it wouldn't work, I asked you a question.
  20. essexandy

    Taking Mads Fishing

    I've had my license checked twice in forty six years mate and don't remember my old man ever having his checked before I was old enough to require one. That said some clubs will check them, even though they don't have the power to do anything other than stopping you fishing their water.
  21. essexandy

    Taking Mads Fishing

    If Maddy is holding the rod he'll be fine, she doesn't need a license until she's eleven years old, I think?
  22. essexandy

    Taking Mads Fishing

    Looking like being a nice day for it mate. Make sure you take a few worms with you.
  23. essexandy

    Plaster over artex ceiling

    So you think that plaster will stick to a smooth, dry sheet of rubber? Interesting.
  24. essexandy

    Don’t forget

    I'd love to see a massive majority going to The Reclaim Party. Just to shake things up, even if it doesn't improve anything.
  25. essexandy

    Van reg

    World War III Steve Knobhead Malooney where's Napoleon? @Stevieo
  26. essexandy

    Rivet rust

    He wants to stiff you you Muppet
  27. essexandy

    Rivet rust

    What made you so angry @ChrispyUK me old china?
  28. essexandy

    Rivet rust

    It's a mixture of him being scared stiff and wanting to use his stiff that he sucks up to you.
  29. essexandy

    Rivet rust

    It's always f**k**g grim up north Norm
  30. essexandy

    Rivet rust

    And it shows, you fraud.
  31. essexandy

    Rivet rust

    I used to use both the black handled carbons and the gray handled stainless Ragni's for many years. Cheap as you like, but really good trowels. The stainless were lovely to trowel up with where there was suction.
  32. essexandy

    4 f**k**g screens and second phone. Would you recommend

    Have you ever considered stopping being a clumsy c**t? If you were to stop I'm pretty sure that you'd hardly ever smash another phone screen. Your welcome
  33. essexandy

    Rivet rust

    1st world zombie mate
  34. essexandy

    Plastering a patch?

    Think I smell a windup here.
  35. essexandy

    Sunday’s

    You know how to live mate
  36. essexandy

    Multi finish thistle problems!!

    You're so rough you haven't noticed the poor gear.
  37. essexandy

    Plaster over artex ceiling

    I think you'll find that @Cockney1 was saying 'screw you'?
  38. essexandy

    Plaster over artex ceiling

    In use long before zombie was plastering.
  39. essexandy

    Saturdays

    You're welcome to come visit mate.
  40. essexandy

    Next job

    Such a shame (not for you) that places like that are tape and jointed.
  41. essexandy

    Bitcoin

    Oi stop your messing about and get investing.
  42. essexandy

    Bitcoin

    Much like the rest of life really.
  43. essexandy

    Slimming

    You are a grade A*+++++c**t.
  44. essexandy

    Where is the best price to get a new kitchen?

    Even less sense than usual. Some going for you.
  45. essexandy

    No seat belt

    It should be habit to put it on. No thought about it. I used to drive from one end of site to the other and my belt was on.
  46. essexandy

    No seat belt

    Because high driving positions give you a false sense of security mate. You really should put it on.
  47. essexandy

    Cement board to drywall

    f**k**g amateur, doesn't even own a proper foam gun pfft.
  48. essexandy

    Essex Andy

    I don't eat the ones I've paid hundreds of pounds for, to put in the Pool, Friday night is cod and chips night.
  49. essexandy

    Please help. Don’t know what to do or where to turn

    Contact insurance company FIRST, don't waste people's time quoting for the work until the insurance company have agreed to pay out.
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