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Most things that our John acquires are still warm to the touch.

I haven't bought my good lady anything for valentine's day in decades. Fairly sure nothing will change this year.

No he didn't

No you're in the clear Spit mate, Smoother was quite a smart geezer.

Well you shouldn't have been such a useless c**t should you? Poor grandad.

5/8 Norm

I wasn't talking to you moosh.

I think he was just bragging that he had a spare quid.

Well you wouldn't would you Napoleon, it's a plastering tool, for plasterers.

There must be easier things to cut them with than a pound coin M8? Personally I just use a bit of abrasive paper.

Suction isn't a good thing over Artex. If you're getting suction it means that water is getting through to the Artex and Artex is water soluble, even when it has been up there for decades.

I've now had another two. This is crazy for the time of year.

Been nice knowing you.

You obviously have a short memory.

Yeah he used 'Sloth Lad'.

And just like buses.

Again, it's been quite some weeks since I had the chance to fish. A lovely sunny day to be out even if you don't catch anything. Even better if you do!

Is the oops you getting shite all over the light fitting? Don't worry it'll wipe off. Your welcome.

I didn't say it wouldn't work, I asked you a question.

I've had my license checked twice in forty six years mate and don't remember my old man ever having his checked before I was old enough to require one. That said some clubs will check them, even though they don't have the power to do anything other than stopping you fishing their water.

Yeah whatever you want to do.

If Maddy is holding the rod he'll be fine, she doesn't need a license until she's eleven years old, I think?

Looking like being a nice day for it mate. Make sure you take a few worms with you.

So you think that plaster will stick to a smooth, dry sheet of rubber? Interesting.

I'd love to see a massive majority going to The Reclaim Party. Just to shake things up, even if it doesn't improve anything.

World War III Steve Knobhead Malooney where's Napoleon? @Stevieo

He wants to stiff you you Muppet

What made you so angry @ChrispyUK me old china?

It's a mixture of him being scared stiff and wanting to use his stiff that he sucks up to you.

It's always f**k**g grim up north Norm

And it shows, you fraud.

I used to use both the black handled carbons and the gray handled stainless Ragni's for many years. Cheap as you like, but really good trowels. The stainless were lovely to trowel up with where there was suction.

Have you ever considered stopping being a clumsy c**t? If you were to stop I'm pretty sure that you'd hardly ever smash another phone screen. Your welcome

1st world zombie mate

Think I smell a windup here.

You know how to live mate

You're so rough you haven't noticed the poor gear.

I think you'll find that @Cockney1 was saying 'screw you'?

In use long before zombie was plastering.

You're welcome to come visit mate.

Such a shame (not for you) that places like that are tape and jointed.

Oi stop your messing about and get investing.

Much like the rest of life really.

You are a grade A*+++++c**t.

Even less sense than usual. Some going for you.

It should be habit to put it on. No thought about it. I used to drive from one end of site to the other and my belt was on.

Because high driving positions give you a false sense of security mate. You really should put it on.

f**k**g amateur, doesn't even own a proper foam gun pfft.

I don't eat the ones I've paid hundreds of pounds for, to put in the Pool, Friday night is cod and chips night.

Contact insurance company FIRST, don't waste people's time quoting for the work until the insurance company have agreed to pay out.