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  1. Smudger1

    Never have I ever…..

    :chica: :burlas::tanguero:
  2. Smudger1

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Insure it first :buitre:
  3. Smudger1

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    I had big sort out in my workshop n stores n yard etc it's amazing the crap that builds up over the years and realised I don't need 5 of everything, so got fire bin n fires going in field , weighed in scrap, recycled some n mixed skipped the rest. Sold a lot too n bought new gear I wanted and...
  4. Smudger1

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Light the fire ? :tanguero:
  5. Smudger1

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Fek Ukraine we let em have our Eurovision win were having the footy ¡
  6. Smudger1

    Missed the football tonight

    Poland must lose next ! :cool:
  7. Smudger1

    Will a gap between render and fascia cause damp issues/blow the new render?

    If it's not vented soffit and you need ventilation just fit vent discs to sort it
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    Wickes

    Quite right, no excuse for sloppy grammar :tanguero:
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    Wickes

    Sheep out of stock, but they can put your name down for one when thier back in ? :coffe:
  10. Smudger1

    The Garden Building build :D

    What's a hand board? Likeathing they scrubbed washing clothes in old days ? :burlas:
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    The Garden Building build :D

    Fek off and get a tradesman in (y):chica:
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    Will a gap between render and fascia cause damp issues/blow the new render?

    You're not making sense ? Measure gap between render and soffit if it's an inch get two inch pvc make up comes in 5m lengths. Clean soffit near wall Polly pin strip and super glue if needed so it's close enough to the render which looks in your pics to go up higher than the soffit.
  13. Smudger1

    The Garden Building build :D

    Ok so build a reinforced raft / slab with either aco drains or set shuttering so external path area has a fall away from external walls, Do you want another sketch ?:buitre: Cost you a tpf mug, glass, sweatshirt n shares ! :cool::burlas:
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    The Garden Building build :D

    Maybe clearer ? Top pic normal build with finishedfloor 6" above ext path. 2nd is level slab and path with aco drains around outside with 4-6" chamber and top grids level with path run off or to pot or soak away.
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    The Garden Building build :D

    If you're sitting the timber sole plate on cavity block work not straight off the slab then set footing for blocks a block lower than slab level so you concrete to block level maintaining the cavity below slab level, then as many courses of brick as height to ridge will allow. You can then put...
  16. Smudger1

    The Garden Building build :D

    Then those aco grid top drains around the outside skin will give you drainage lower than int slab level to help with damp probs
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    The Garden Building build :D

    Yes ideally but int floor level should finish higher than external level be it slab or other
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    The Garden Building build :D

    You need internal slab finish 150mm above external path/slab to avoid damp if know setting out you could set aco drains around perimeter of ext skin allowing lower int floor level.
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    Wickes

    He stocked up on beads well before the price hikes ! :coffe:
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    The Garden Building build :D

    Link don't work just shows a logo ?
  21. Smudger1

    Message

    Awww don't be like that mun. Jess is dying to know who you messaged !?
  22. Smudger1

    Hi.

    Are you knot entertained ?
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    Hi.

    Reef knots rule !
  24. Smudger1

    Tapered Edge Which Side ?

    Square edge flush flat with wall. Taper to architreve side, scrim joint prep and skim all wall.
  25. Smudger1

    Goi g to France

    Merde :p
  26. Smudger1

    S&C render. How to prepare?

    :buitre::tanguero:
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    Andy

    You tell him use a bigger trowel he get moron ?
  28. Smudger1

    Virus

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    Virus

  30. Smudger1

    VAT

    Yes I get many will find it unavoidable breaking the 85k threshold and reluctantly have to register due to inflation. I meant the 20% vat rate is high and should be lowered back to 15% or lower to help everyone. But government won't will they ?
  31. Smudger1

    VAT

    Me too
  32. Smudger1

    VAT

    They've robbed enough off us in tax n vat in fuel etc so it should go down not up ! But they need it for foreign aid and Ukraine and fiddles etc so prob going up !
  33. Smudger1

    22.15

    Usyk have Josh a boxing lesson and a deserved win again. Only thing Josh hurt him with was the low blows !
  34. Smudger1

    22.15

    Biggest money fight will be Tyson v Usyk if Tyson fancies it when Usyk does Joshua tonight, Tyson mashing chisora first would be great on the big money come back from retirement ! :D Tyson doesn't have to vacate his title till next year I think, so could bide his time hyping up the fight Usyk...
  35. Smudger1

    22.15

    Usyk do him on points after putting him down at least twice I reckon !
  36. Smudger1

    Help with my first quote!

    The c**t said she don't carry cash n is vat exempt !
  37. Smudger1

    Help with my first quote!

    Now we're allowed to discus pricing, how much for ewi n royal blue mono on this domestic gaff ?
  38. Smudger1

    Whats in the box

    Spandex !
  39. Smudger1

    Hi everybody

    YO !
  40. Smudger1

    Raving Hot.

    Hot on the beach here to :cool:
  41. Smudger1

    Mistake at plastering !

    Sand it back carefully and rescrim it properly
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    Army leaver

    Get a speed skim :tanguero: I hate the yank saying Thank you for your service ! But it ain't half hot mun !
  43. Smudger1

    Hi newbie

    I feel brand new :bananahappy:
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