Get water bubbling
Add required amount of eggs
Set timer for 330 seconds
Set the toaster
Cut eggs open over toast to reveal perfect soft boiled yellow goodness
Brush your f**k**g angles you scruffy c**t
To be fair i know a few people like that . I lasted a year in a welsh comprehensive and got kicked out for selling valium and weed. I couldnt grasp the language
Calling others nasty stuff is a sign of low self esteem. Do you need a hug? Or a mirror so you can finally see that thing that you...