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    Try loose women:tonto:
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    And back to normality

    January ? Don’t talk. Blobbed 4 boards up this morning and thought fuk this. Went home , put rope around neck and jumped off hop up. Pulled the ceiling down . :lol:
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    same as the jaguar engine. Get it remapped:reloco:
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    came in here hoping to see pics of new year buffets.
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    Has the plasterer botched this job?

    legendary. some things you just can’t unsee.
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    Using SBR before skimming

    don’t understand the fascination with blue grit . bostik green is the best stuff in the world. And that’s final. ha
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    Limecrete - Is there any point?

    The purists will fight for it tooth and nail. There’s no real advantage. And you can strengthen it by adding fibres and/or more lime.
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    Ok own up which one of you on here was it?

    fluffy fukin pjs? you’ll not get me going for anything less than black tights boots and a short skirt.
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    These radios

    cracker. mates got one . annoyingly good and annoyingly expensive. makita dab site is better value for money imo.
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    Where is the best price to get a new kitchen?

    benchmarx are tidy enough. not as good quality as howden but not far off. £you should be able to get them eating out your hand with a 10k budget. i’d leave it another month though. closer to xmas they’ll be gagging for it! especially howden . they’re like a pack of bitches running round there...
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    Gods gift to spreads

    lost me at ‘considerably’.
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    Anybody had a letter in post yet

    esa universal credit ctax reduction water reduction jsa child tax credits working tax credits. its all there for them . the payment your on about covers the pubs cafes and retail. if they’re honest with their returns. you have no beef. contradicting yourself. moaner
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    Anybody had a letter in post yet

    they’re welcome to send me a letter. i’ll wipe my arsehole in it and post it back recorded delivery.
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    Anybody had a letter in post yet

    like who? junkys piss eds civil servants
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    All or nothing

    ratched . netflix. one sexy woman.
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    Best plasterer in UK

    A ‘gang’ . I thought the collective term for plasterers was wank. A wank of plasterers.
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    Roller v brush

    true. less gamble with grit. imo
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    Knauf drywall adhesive it’s moisture resistant plasterboard

    the make good adhesive reckons it can be used with moisture boards. lovely stuff to work with.
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    Roller v brush

    so basically what I said. ‘gamble’ with pva and foot traffic or grit and forget about it .
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    Be paying people soon to take it !!

    someone needs to get out more
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    Roller v brush

    not really, just that most artex is silk painted. just don’t think pva is up to it, especially on ceilings where there may be kids jumping about.
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    Roller v brush

    pva -artex-skim-callback - insomnia-bankruptcy-divorce-suicide. grit -artex-skim-happiness-s*x-love-wealth.
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    Nela black edition

    marshalltown gold 14 16 & 20” midget trowel hawk 2&4” paintbrush . everything else is bolox. or your a boy!
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    mix the multi and board . 80:20. until your mojo returns.
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    Nela black edition

    polishing is for ladies on a sunday afternoon.
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    Anyone tried the new plaster in B&Q 'Make Good' (seen it in other places too) I was Impressed

    i’ve used a couple of bags of the mg pb adhesive on a small job this week...well impressed , mixes like filler, no lumps , sets rock hard overnight , not like gtec or bg which sems to hold loads of moisture for days. will be using this all the time from now on. shmells goood too.
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    this place should be renamed the fukin jackanory forum.
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    Would you?

    hi mate there’s been a death in the family. really appreciate if you could let me start a week monday instead and i’ll knock 200 off the cost . cheers xxx don’t forget the xxx
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    Anyone tried the new plaster in B&Q 'Make Good' (seen it in other places too) I was Impressed

    anyone tried the ‘makegood’ pb adhesive? only need a bag and was in b&q so thought i’d try it. using it monday.
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    Bond It Failed

    get them to scrape it all off first . or get some other clown to make a t**t of themselves
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    Bond It Failed

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    Hot weather vs rendering

    wouldn’t have gone near it. he sounds like a cock ,it was too hot ,pva is for blue peter? 4:1? thermals? man up.... you bodged it.... tell him to jog on.
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    Cheap Mixer

    and we have a small penis , :lol:
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    Blue grit or bond it

    blue grit . cheap enuf , never let me down yet.
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    And so... is this the end...?!

    you’ll be back. because, like the rest of us you know it’s easy money and your too dumb to do anything else.:p
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    Van finance

    and with both you get a free small penis and sunglasses.
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    Van finance

    £45 mot saving . it’s a no brainer. :ROFLMAO:
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    Van finance

    i’d think who the fux this penis. he’s got enough money he won’t be getting mine. all flash no cash.
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    Van finance

    mugs game.
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    Board finish as an alternative

    mix board and multi. bazzinga. mindbendingly satisfying
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    Board finish as an alternative

    tell them you remove your own radiators. that spins them right out. :bananahappy: