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  1. aspotofbother

    BLOCKING gps.

    Yep. Funny how we all remember that detail..... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Tax Paid.

    Done mine too, on new years day. f**k**g awful way to start the year. Just all the fines for previous years to sort now. Ffs. Let things go, now I'm paying for it, I tell thee.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    BLOCKING gps.

    That one was brilliant. Didn't he get, work, both girls, pet dog and the days paper? Only then did he accept it was a real thread! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Win An OX Trowel

    Glad I'm not the only one! That somehow makes me feel better. I can't been remember the ending. Was awful. [emoji24] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Win An OX Trowel

    Like your style. She usually passes out 1st, then I lie there thinking what might've been. Both very good tactics though Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Win An OX Trowel

    Ha ha! Yeah there is that too, but there is a small, but glorious window (no pun intended) where you're both pissed, up for anything, and can last more than the standard 3 strokes. But like I say it's usually missed by one or both parties..... it won't be me tonight.. Sent from my SM-G930F...
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    Win An OX Trowel

    Yeah, mines at a mates birthday meal. Women have meals, it makes them sound more mature.... it's the same as blokes going out on the piss... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Win An OX Trowel

    Thing is I think I'll be too pissed. Hate it when the 'window' is missed.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Plastering hand

    It's really bad when you get calluses on your cock.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Win An OX Trowel

    Bottle done. Missus out tonight, trying to stay up until she gets home. Then, in my mind, I shall reap the drunken benefits...... I'm aware the reality will be different, but I like to dream big! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Win An OX Trowel

    Well this thread and the bottle of wine I've consumed... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Win An OX Trowel

    Tbf. I've been using this to keep me up during a proper s**t film... Bone Tomahawk. I'll never get the time back. Which incidentally is much like @clemo and the pint glass.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Win An OX Trowel

    Ha ha! Ffs... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Thanks unifinish For costing me

    I love a unifinish thread. You never know which way it's going to go. Always so full of love too........ Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Thanks unifinish For costing me

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    Plastering hand

    Don't hands look weird in photos?! This doesn't look like mine! Mine are OK. Use Lidl sos hand cream twice a day, and try to do as little as possible! Mind you, I've had the better part of 3wks off, so that may have something to do with my beautiful hands too! [emoji12] Sent from my SM-G930F...
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    Plastering hand

    Ha ha ha! Pmsl! [emoji23] [emoji23] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Running a cable to my garage

    Ha ha ha! f**k**g brilliant! Need to do a thread titled 'how to fill chases' Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Running a cable to my garage

    Bit of bell wire. Straight up the garden, most direct root, let the grass grow over it. Problem solved... TEF? @Olican will be beside himself! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Looking at birds

    Ha ha! Love that. On another note, women do it, but they have better peripheral vision than men. So they don't get caught as much. True story. Also men will look at face, then boobs etc. Women's eyes are drawn straight to the crotch... true story... Basically were the good respectful ones, but...
  21. aspotofbother

    A thread about burgers

    Halloumi cheese, and portobello mushroom? Mozzarella and tomato.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    A thread about burgers

    Ha ha! Sorry no pics, for my eyes only I'm afraid! Of course I'm lowering the tone. I'm disappointed that I've been called on it tbh! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Rendering mix

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    A thread about burgers

    I love my wife's burger, could feast on that forever..... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Bored of drinking

    Been on the Morgan Stanley spiced for the last few days, as got a couple of litres for xmas. Lovely stuff.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Food colouring in PVA???

    [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  27. aspotofbother

    happy new year

    Oh yeah, and welcome along! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    happy new year

    Depends which forum you join 1st, me old mucka! You should know that.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Punchy as fook

    'It's not rape if you shout surprise' Albert Einstein during his 1921 Nobel peace prize acceptance speech. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  30. aspotofbother

    Happy new year

    Really? I feel kinda proud about that! Must be pissed! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  31. aspotofbother

    Happy new year

    We'll be millionaires Rodney Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  32. aspotofbother

    Happy new year

    Happy new year to everyone. Thoroughly enjoyed this forum over the last 12months. Kept me entertained whenever I've been avoiding mixing up that next bag of gear! Hope you all have a cracking new year and enjoy this eve however you all choose to spend it. See you all on the other side! Sent...
  33. aspotofbother

    Predictions 2017

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  34. aspotofbother

    F*****g seagulls

    f**k**g hell. Bet the gull has a head ache! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Hall, Landing and stairs in Bolton.

    Chorley fm, where the listener comes 1st. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Sand and cement

    Ha ha ha! Liked Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Sand and cement

    It's someone's salts.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  38. aspotofbother

    Last Christmas..... George Michael

    Me and the Mrs have been saying Brucie all year, but the f**k*r refuses to turn up his toes... What about the the old girl who plays Emily Bishop in Corrie? She left a while back, reckon she can't be far from the end of the script now... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  39. aspotofbother

    Sand and cement

    That wall excite you Danny? Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  40. aspotofbother

    Trowel porn

    Ha ha ha! Same here! [emoji23] [emoji23] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Hall, Landing and stairs in Bolton.

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    Hall, Landing and stairs in Bolton.

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    Hall, Landing and stairs in Bolton.

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    Self locking board lifter

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    How Much?!

    Or the Eu.... Covered both bases then...... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  46. aspotofbother

    Christmas bell end

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    Christmas bell end

    Sorry to hear that matey. No disrespect meant! Have a good Xmas. Hope it goes well for you. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    Christmas bell end

    Ha ha! Sounds good! Got my boys down, but Mrs is out. So I'm basically self medicating... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  49. aspotofbother

    Christmas bell end

    Yes White Russians.... That's the future that. Can't believe I didn't think of that myself for this Christmas. Glass of white wine for me. And a bit of last minute wrapping.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  50. aspotofbother

    New mixer.

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