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  1. Casper

    an old new member

    Yer F*****g joking
  2. Casper

    Mental Health

    And the onset of old age.
  3. Casper

    Mental Health

    You’re in the top 3 biggest bampots on here ffs. Following me about like a lost puppy
  4. Casper

    Mental Health

    And you are living proof! Ya F*****g crackpot
  5. Casper

    Mental Health

    Depression? You can forget it hunny. I’m off oot
  6. Casper

    Screws

    I would but McDonald’s only do paper straws now
  7. Casper

    Mental Health

    I’m prone to the odd dark day myself. It’s only natural. No man is an island and all that pish.
  8. Casper

    Mental Health

    Danny, why don’t you join the man-bag club? Slap some make up on get your lips done and get a new hair do. Seems to work for the young boys! They all seem happy enough.
  9. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    Next time I’m doon at Girvan I will get in touch! I promise
  10. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    Ohhhhhh. I take I back. I need a few hours with you doing cornice work!
  11. Casper

    New boy

    School my arse. That was the young offenders prison you were at
  12. Casper

    Screws

    I usually just take them out
  13. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    Nice of you to make an appearance. How’s the doo hut these days?
  14. Casper

    Wish i worked for council

    It’s always nice to get a surprise.
  15. Casper

    Screws

    There’s nothing in this trade athat annoys me more than a plumber leaving screws in the wall for his radiator brackets. An absolute pain in the arse to work around. Takes a chunk out of the trowel and slows the whole process down.
  16. Casper

    Wish i worked for council

    Send me £50 and I’ll send a trowel and a case of lager.
  17. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    Ok Grasshopper
  18. Casper

    Wish i worked for council

    I’ve thrown much better in the skip. I’m sending you my next worn trowel. And I bet it looks like new compared to what you are used to. Pull your socks up, for the love of god, man!
  19. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    There’s nothing I could learn off any of you chumps. I’m only here for the few laughs.
  20. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    It’s Mr. Git to you
  21. Casper

    Wish i worked for council

    Leave your trowel in the van when the punter as aboot. You’ll be in wi half a shout
  22. Casper

    New post

    I’m funnier than that
  23. Casper

    Wish i worked for council

    FFS are you dipping your trowel in the bucket or something?
  24. Casper

    Wish i worked for council

    she’s been talking to me too much
  25. Casper

    Wish i worked for council

    Doesn’t surprise me
  26. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    Thanks Norman.
  27. Casper

    Wish i worked for council

    only thing I’ve got up your arse is my BOOT
  28. Casper

    Wish i worked for council

    John, that trowel handle looks a bit dirty.
  29. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    I’ve taken great pride in shining up plaster. But that was before you were born, youngster!
  30. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    A spray bottle and some good old fashioned elbow grease. Stand back with your punter and admire that sheen.
  31. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    That’s right ya old dick. And don’t you f**k**g forget it
  32. Casper

    How to get glass finish

    Wait until your plaster is set. Splash some water on and trowel the s**t oot of it. A perfect mirror finish (y)
  33. Casper

    Is this acceptable?

    Na mate. I can’t be bullied by an old c**t like him. I feel sorry for him. Can’t be nice sitting in a piss stained bed sit with a beko fridge full of Aldi meals.
  34. Casper

    4"brush

    I‘ll send you a pic when I get my wide angle lens
  35. Casper

    4"brush

    only my stash of 50’s Norm
  36. Casper

    4"brush

    I’m in there first thing. IF Cockney hasnt bought them all up ffs
  37. Casper

    PVA over Guardz?

    Nice one. Anything else just ask
  38. Casper

    Acid stain concrete

    @Cockney1
  39. Casper

    PVA over Guardz?

    No. That’s what your old lady dines on.
  40. Casper

    PVA over Guardz?

    Why have mince when she has steak
  41. Casper

    PVA over Guardz?

    I talk to my spaniel like i talk to you lol
  42. Casper

    PVA over Guardz?

    There’s a good boy.
  43. Casper

    And back to normality

    You’re going with the wrong women mate
  44. Casper

    To all the billy big bollox on here!!

    Ehhh. You seem to have good knowledge of that
  45. Casper

    To all the billy big bollox on here!!

    Every c**t that is on a salary has jumped on the sick. The self employed don’t have the luxury of lying about a positive test. Shoot the F*****g lot of the shirkers
  46. Casper

    To all the billy big bollox on here!!

    Last year they spoke of mass unemployment. Now they can’t employ any c**t. Lmfao
  47. Casper

    Vans in Manchester

    I think you start wi a F*****g C
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