Just to be clear.
- Thread starter essexandy
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Complete
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I’ve heard you’re a big lad, think we’ll need the bus station! Monday, after school
Monday f****** excuses we both know schools closed due to the virus,
Bottle job
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Our old cat got me up early, AGAIN.
You want to take it down to the lake for swimming lessons
algeeman
It’s A Boy
You ain't the only one with a lake now Andy
algeeman
It’s A Boy
I'm on the red bull mate,I'm having a Guinness for breakfast mate
because there simply nothing left to do
I got plenty to do but watching the money go and not come back in
lurpak
Artex Boy
He sure is. I’ll pretend to be you and go meet him so he can beat the piss out of me in a bus stop. Mmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm going to look like an eggI'm having a Guinness for breakfast mate
because there simply nothing left to do
algeeman
It’s A Boy
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Slapper
lurpak
Artex Boy
Nice plate
She won't let me use the best China in the garden
superspread
Well-Known Member
Fu cking divorce her then!!
MakeItSmooth
Well-Known Member
Complete
Well-Known Member
I’ll meet you in Walsall at 4
Complete
Well-Known Member
Are you one of them weird fetish c**ts Lurpy? I reckon I’ll be alright, I’m a bit of a lump myself
I'm not leaving home here is my address, willenhall lane caravan site
WS2 7NN
jamesthefirst
Private Member
lurpak
Artex Boy
Yes mate
algeeman
It’s A Boy
algeeman
It’s A Boy
.morning mate
Complete
Well-Known Member
I’ll be in machine mart first, wanna buy a genny?see you in the Scott arms great Barr at 8
jamesthefirst
Private Member
What's he munching on
algeeman
It’s A Boy
algeeman
It’s A Boy
essexandy
The Lake Governor
I could do but she's old and unwell so I just try to make the end of her life as comfortable as possible.oooorrr you could maybe just close the bedroom door..?
A bit like how you lot are going to look after me.
Complete
Well-Known Member
Nah mate I’ve got loads hahaNo, wanna buy some out of date finish?
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
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There are worse things. A couple of weeks back I'd obviously upset the cat mafia as the first thing I saw when I woke up was a decapitated mouse on the quilt.
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Max was just short of 21 when he dropped off his perch a couple of months back. By the end it was like working in a home. Twice a day it was a liquid for his thyroid issues, two types of eye drops, crushed blood pressure tablets in chicken paste and he rejected as much cat food as he ate. Mrs Imago was taking the p1ss by the time I started to order him mustard encrusted sea bass fillets when we had a take away.