northerners
- Thread starter algeeman
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essexandy
The Lake Governor
Are you adopted Jess?
Your 'dad' being tall, slim and handsome and your 'sister' being pretty and clever.
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Would you like his phone number? I mean I could try put in a good word for you I suppose.... you never know I might be able to convince him to ‘experiment’ especially if I tell him you’re a small fishy bitch! M8s!
Cockney
Well-Known Member
John j
Mono Don
Out of everyone who uses gif.s yours allways take a age to load for some reason
Cockney
Well-Known Member
John j
Mono Don
Dont lie
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Actually they never seem to load for me.
algeeman
It’s A Boy
essexandy
The Lake Governor
I just thought he was a c**t.
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Nothing wrong my end at all, my giphy’s are instant and I get everyone else’s no problem! Last couple was sent while I was at you’re Mum’s gaff though and she’s still got plug in so it was maybe that??
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Loveable c**t though!
Not a short, fat and ugly one like yourself!
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Disappointing @essexandy mate, I thought I’d get a bit more than just an agree?
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Sorry mate I didn't sleep well last night worrying that I might have upset you.
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Yeah alright, I’m sure lol.
John j
Mono Don
Haha my folk ain't even got internet. Me dads tighter then me lol
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Do you just connect to you’re neighbours internet rather then splashing out on it for yourself?
John j
Mono Don
Park outside Maccy.s
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Pervert!
Cockney1 is on what they call Suffolk time. every thing takes an age in Suffolk !
Cockney
Well-Known Member
I’ve been here 9 yrs and I’m still bloody trying to adjust to the slower pace of life mate. Whenever I rush around I normally get looks like I’m an alien and get told “slow down” you’re not in London now! Lol.
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Aaaaw do you ever worry you’ve upset me?
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Aaaaw do you ever worry you’ve upset me?
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Never crossed my mind.Aaaaw do you ever worry you’ve upset me?
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
That birds head is in time with my radio! I just had a mini ‘head wiggle off’ with a gif to Black Grape...
What am I doing with my life...
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Tinytom
Well-Known Member
Want some embroided shorts lol
i was working at a woman house, she had ordered some fancy chickens, she was told they would be with her in 2 weeks. they turned up around 3 months later. she said ' thats what they call Suffolk time'.