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    Best joke you've heard...

    No takers it wasn't a straight jacket it was a works jacket outside the job centre. Taa daa
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    Best joke you've heard...

    Struggling and struggling outside the job centre to get him into 1 of those jackets that a can't think the name of
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    Best joke you've heard...

    Walking past the job centre when a ambulance pulled up struggled and tried to get this lad into 1 of those jackets
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    Best joke you've heard...

    joiner amad shed Elvis impersonator amad shuckup Pool attendant handy bandin
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    Best joke you've heard...

    2 lad's go into a bar,there are sitting for a while when they notice a smartly dressed professional man. Which was strange for that pub. 1 of the lads says he's an undercover cop, I'm going to ask so he walks over and says politely what do you do sir. I'm a professsor of logic, what's that...
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    Rendering sister in laws house for free and the sand is crap

    Aye ya right there only got my family to answer too. Just venting a bit at the bullshit Mixy and mag having a pop at me. You couldn't make it up. What a pair of berks
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    Rendering sister in laws house for free and the sand is crap

    You are a proper nob aren't you. With ya f**k**g snide 3 word answers you f**k**g re***d.
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    Marshalltown:

    George what a breath of fresh air you are mate. Your love and enthusiasm for the job is infectious mate. Not too long ago was thinking of packing in. You know when work goes quiet or you've had really hard day and think f**k this s**t. There's always something that drags you back into it. Keep...
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    plasterer needed in devon

    I know am a dreamer, but am not the only one
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    plasterer needed in devon

    Was going to go the full hog and ask for a starbar. Would have been embarrassing
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    plasterer needed in devon

    Can't believe that f**k**g builder, I said a crate of tizer and a sherbert dip.
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    Flinnyman vs the skimming machine

    Touching cloth as am writing this
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    Flinnyman vs the skimming machine

    Think a know what the watches are for, like most plasterers (me included) are obsessed with how quick the get the mix on. On some jobs don't dare go for a dump until lay in.
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    Uni finish is cr@p

    Am s**t at this mate beat is to punch extra cost worth it then
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    Uni finish is cr@p

    Using multi does it save much time.Otherwise like lads have said no point
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