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    Need a have

    Social interaction?
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    York in morning

    It’s like the online equivalent of watching a blind football match (its a real thing)
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    Drink driving

    If this tit spent as much time spreading as he does posting b@llocks on tpf he could be a millionaire Rodney...but then again a million quid would probably make he feel all sad inside *sniff*
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    Bathroom s

    Best reply ever!
  5. Newspread

    Hello

    Don’t squat with your spurs on
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    hello from me

    Welcome
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    Some people.

    There isn’t a TV that could cover this shite up... Customer: “I thought he was cheap but he said to get decorator to sand it before painting, can you sort it out?” Me: ‘I can sort it out with a chisel and start again” Customer: “I thought you might say that, I’m on a budget can you do it for...
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    Plastering machine for skimming

    If anyone could relate to a c**t it’s Andy G...
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    Plastering machine for skimming

    If any one could relate to somebody brain dead it’s Andy G...
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    New boy

    Hi pal.
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    Thing about leaving forum

    Who the holy f@ck has time or inclination to make fake accounts on a plasterers forum?! There is an even bigger d*ckhead behind the d*ckhead!
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    Sick of poor joinery and brick work

    Should have worked harder in school.
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    Thing about leaving forum

    Seen. I suppose we all have a d*ckhead around somewhere! If you don’t know which one they are then it’s probably you! Just a shame the forum is drowned out by all the pointless blah blah posts he sticks on...
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    Thing about leaving forum

    I’m pretty new on the forum but one thing is clear.. This guy is a d*ckhead.
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