Recent content by Lastlaff

My mate just landed in hospital, I visited and I was a bit suspect about his nurse - Thai ladyboy I think. I told him I’ll bung the nurse a few quid to make sure you get a nice morning bed-bath.

Have you got anyone who can teach you? If you are only doing the odd job and up to 2-3 rooms you may as well just hand tape, it’s not worth getting the machines out. If you are serious about site work then you’ll need to get the machines.

Have you done any t&j before?

Did your handyman cove my local car wash?

…and for the love of God, please reconsider that green colour.

I wouldn’t bother having this ‘drip’ detail above these windows.

Float till 11am Devil-up Tea break Devil-up Skim Bead/prep for next day

Snowcem used to make it.

That was the paddle out of the box - what a piece of shite, broke in no time. Mixer okay though.

Did you add sharp sand to the mix or just ballast? Did you handbash it?

I’d sort out that rainwater outlet - it’s discharging directly below the probem.

Full hack-off and start again…with someone who knows what they’re doing. That green colour is hideous…sorry.

List all the things you can do. What wrong with the current place?

Sounds like another shite design detail from an Architect

Three teenage boys - get them onto it, doing something practical is what boys like.