Recent content by James456

Nice try but I'm gonna have to call b*ll***s on that.

Well well, look at the irony. When the tables get turned he goes off running to the teacher. Now it's my turn to say... SNITCH.

You need a longer trowel. As for your plastering, can't help you with that.

Funny thing Plastic OneCoatRobbo, in this thread that's exactly what's happened to you. :)

Your banter is nowhere to be found, like that second coat of skim. Plastic OneCoatRobbo.

Plastic OneCoatRobbo, I'm going to sand it.

If I had a look in your van, how many plastic trowels would I fine? Speedskim? Plaziflex? s*p*r*lex? Shitflex? You're the type of guy to carry around a dish washing sponge to use as a sponge float, aren't ya. Plastic OneCoatRobbo.

If you stayed in school long enough to finish your GCSEs, you'd know by not declaring all your income, you're pocketing cash without paying the full tax, which pays for the NHS. It's not "free". I'll be calling you OneCoatRobbo from now on.

No no mate, you're doing it wrong. It's like this: Step 1: turn up, quote work Step 2: ask for cash only Step 3: do one-coat bodge job Step 4: pocket cash, keep the books thin and light Step 5: brag online about having mortgage paid off while the misses sponges off NHS .... Step 6: sand it ;)

You still haven't said I'm wrong though..

What’s the matter m8, things not going well with the misses? Maybe if you spent less time talking s**t on here you’d earn enough wages to keep the misses and the little one off the streets. :)

Having some random git start talking about insurance over a simple question about what type of scratch coat is on a wall isn't 'banter'. You should know the difference.

Shouldn't you be in bed? Get your packed lunch ready son, you've got school tomorrow.