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So I was wondering how many of you are a short ass
As I'm only 5ft 1 inch don't forget the one inch is important..
So on these cold mornings I have to sit in my van for 20 mins waiting for the window to de ice or get out my hop up to scrape the top half of the window.....tell me I am not the only one
 
So I was wondering how many of you are a short ass
As I'm only 5ft 1 inch don't forget the one inch is important..
So on these cold mornings I have to sit in my van for 20 mins waiting for the window to de ice or get out my hop up to scrape the top half of the window.....tell me I am not the only one


5ft1, your not a short ass, your a hobbit!
 
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The rep at the builders yard has got really small hands. Hes always saying that an advantage of having small hands is it makes his cock look massive. But a disadvantage is it also means hes got a small cock lol

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The rep at the builders yard has got really small hands. Hes always saying that an advantage of having small hands is it makes his cock look massive. But a disadvantage is it also means hes got a small cock lol

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You and the rep seem to have a good relationship lol
 
So I was wondering how many of you are a short ass
As I'm only 5ft 1 inch don't forget the one inch is important..
So on these cold mornings I have to sit in my van for 20 mins waiting for the window to de ice or get out my hop up to scrape the top half of the window.....tell me I am not the only one
My old apprentice is 5ft 2 , a great grafter but he had to work so much harder than us normal folk. Whenever I took the piss out of his height he would reply " I'm only short cos every time I shag yer wife she pats me on the head!"
 
Not sure how tall I am but I can reach the top shelf of the fridge where the beer is without a hopup

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So I was wondering how many of you are a short ass
As I'm only 5ft 1 inch don't forget the one inch is important..
So on these cold mornings I have to sit in my van for 20 mins waiting for the window to de ice or get out my hop up to scrape the top half of the window.....tell me I am not the only one
Could try standing on van front wheel and lobbing hot water on the screen..

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Not sure how tall I am but I can reach the top shelf of the fridge where the beer is without a hopup

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I put the beer in the bottom of the fridge it's cooler and I can reach it lol
 
My mentor was 5ft 2 and I'm 5 10 and back then it was all planked out for ceilings, me been me set every room out for my height , he clouted me round lugs and made me make them higher, make no wonder I'm going thin on top
 
Feel your pain bud, 5ft 3. Is a Pain in the arse boarding with a six footer and needing the crate everywhere I go. But on a brighter note I take pleasure watching all you more vertically gifted folk struggle when it comes to hunking round the bottom of scaffold to rubb plinths and all those wee awkward bits :burlas:
 
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