Thats why i voted tory & backed boris!!!

What happens if I only been self employed for 2 months? How do they work that out ?
Case by case looking at what you've done so far
Thought you'd been on here for longer than that
 
Stay at home lads & do the right thing!

Thread closed!!!
Boris and Tories tried to get away with paying us universal credit. It's only the pressure the media, labour and lib dem put on them that they backtracked.

Good news though. Apart from tradesman with 10k of cash in their draw. But they'll deserve what they get - f**k all
 
What happens if I only been self employed for 2 months? How do they work that out ?
You'll just have to improvise, won't you?

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Great news...but we will be paying for it with NI contributions in line with employed later on. Nothing is free!
True that.
I've looked into the small print aswell and it's 80% of the average. Say you put through a profit of 25k a year on average you'd be "owed" £1650 a month, so 5k in total for the 3 months. Then that's taxable at 20% so you're looking at £3750 better off. Still better than nothing of course but the financial repercussions of this recession are going to be felt for a long time.
 
Why? They’ve paid in like everyone else !!
If you've taken all your money as cash like alot of tradesman do and brag about it then you'll get stung this time around. Good news as far as I'm concerned
 
You know to claim this grant we have to wait for HMRC to call us?

They usually call on a withheld number. When will they call?
 
One of my mates runs a window company. Completely off the record and cash only. Looks like he’ll be going under now. No hope for him now if we stay in for what could be months.
 
One of my mates runs a window company. Completely off the record and cash only. Looks like he’ll be going under now. No hope for him now if we stay in for what could be months.
I wouldn't worry , probably claims full unemployment benefits and effectively earns double what you hard graft for
 
One of my mates runs a window company. Completely off the record and cash only. Looks like he’ll be going under now. No hope for him now if we stay in for what could be months.
I know loads of tax dodgers there f**k*d! Part n parcel they had the high life!
 
Good time to be a drug dealer leave the money under the doormat there making a killing at the minute people buying coke by the bucket load
 
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