Virus

[carys]

Don't say that postman be stocking up on bee hive for the summer

He believes evrything he reads first class

 

[ThePostman]

Just got all these plastic gloves from the petrol station. Just in a dispenser where you fill up. Get some before everyone catches on to it.

 

[Cockney]

Just got all these plastic gloves from the petrol station. Just in a dispenser where you fill up. Get some before everyone catches on to it.

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Are you seriously having a bubble?

 

[John j]

Are you seriously having a bubble?

He.s making wife seem normal
South korea seems to be over worse

 

[John j]

@algeeman @postman what ye having with ye pasta

 

[johniosaif]

Blue roll
On eBay being sold as toilet paper

 

[algeeman]

@algeeman @postman what ye having with ye pasta View attachment 45790

beer mate lol

 

[John j]

beer mate lol View attachment 45792View attachment 45793

Few bottled stella. Think i.ve shook virus of . Might have been a hang over

 

[algeeman]

Few bottled stella. Think i.ve shook virus of . Might have been a hang over

I woke up after party last night mate ...

kids asleep on me on sofa
shook them off and went for a pint

 

[Rossi46]

I'm considering going and getting a rotavator tomorrow and loads of seed potatoes and seeds already got chickens

I’ve got a plot in my back garden. Been at it today, spuds, peas, onions, beetroot, runner beans, and then all the usual greenhouse stuff. Great little hobby.

 

[jamesthefirst]

Just think of all the mother in laws can’t be visited lol!

 

[Vincey]

Miss the older generation in times like this.my dear old nan who lived through ww2 and lost her husband at 21 to the same war would have just put coronation street on the telly and said what will be will be.

I’m gonna be honest am edging towards this is gonna be terrible mate but will say I have found doing things for ourselves or even do something for someone else is good at a bad time

 

[John j]

I’m gonna be honest am edging towards this is gonna be terrible mate but will say I have found doing things for ourselves or even do something for someone else is good at a bad time

Wife wants to put cards few few old folks bungalow with nimber on in case they need owt.




Not.plastering carde

 

[zombie]

Wife wants to put cards few few old folks bungalow with nimber on in case they need owt.




Not.plastering carde

Il have her number pal

 

[ThePostman]

Wife wants to put cards few few old folks bungalow with nimber on in case they need owt.




Not.plastering carde

What?

 

[ThePostman]

Anyway, pubs are shut in Ireland, now. Went to Bargain Booze tonight and got red wine and beer. They'll be shut here by the end of the week. My pallet of multi is coming tomorrow. Still got people texting and phoning about work. Crackers.

 

[Groove37]

Anyway, pubs are shut in Ireland, now. Went to Bargain Booze tonight and got red wine and beer. They'll be shut here by the end of the week. My pallet of multi is coming tomorrow. Still got people texting and phoning about work. Crackers.

At this time on a Sunday night? I’d tell them to f**k off

 

[tapit]

At this time on a Sunday night? I’d tell them to f**k off

fu'ck off!

 

[ThePostman]

10 per cent off the FTSE overnight. This is bad. Getting s few sheets of OSB today in case I've got to board myself in

 

[ThePostman]

The internet will be down soon. They won't want the public knowing whatsvreally going on. Going to fill the bath and the garden water butt today to be on the safe side.

 

[Ftp321]

I’ve got a plot in my back garden. Been at it today, spuds, peas, onions, beetroot, runner beans, and then all the usual greenhouse stuff. Great little hobby.

Same mate always done a little plot

 

[Cockney]

The internet will be down soon. They won't want the public knowing whatsvreally going on. Going to fill the bath and the garden water butt today to be on the safe side.

You’re definitely taking the piss now!! Get back on your round.

 

[Ftp321]

I’ve got a plot in my back garden. Been at it today, spuds, peas, onions, beetroot, runner beans, and then all the usual greenhouse stuff. Great little hobby.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=RDZUt7GXFweFw&feature=share&playnext=1

 

[Cockney]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=RDZUt7GXFweFw&feature=share&playnext=1

Bunch of nutters!!

 

[Rossi46]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=RDZUt7GXFweFw&feature=share&playnext=1

The seagull song?

 

[hollybank]

They were fighting in our local asds over toilet paper police had to be called
Bonkers

 

[hollybank]

They were fighting in our local asds over toilet paper police had to be called
Bonkers

Sorry Asda

 

[hollybank]

Told my mother to save all newspapers to use as toilet paper just like the old days

 

[carys]

Told my mother to save all newspapers to use as toilet paper just like the old days

 

[Rossi46]

Told my mother to save all newspapers to use as toilet paper just like the old days

Ahh the old smearing the shite around newspaper. Leaving the headlines tattooed to your arse

 

[hollybank]

Ahh the old smearing the shite around newspaper. Leaving the headlines tattooed to your arse

Hope it’s a page 3 girl

 

[windy]

10 per cent off the FTSE overnight. This is bad. Getting s few sheets of OSB today in case I've got to board myself in

Good time to invest !!!

 

[ThePostman]

Went to asda for beer and shelves nearly empty. unbelievable. managed to get three boxes. beginning to piss me off now everybody panicking

 

[ThePostman]

heard a good tip on the radio. if you cant get any hand sanitizer anywhere you can use diesel. it's non flammable and will kill anything. then just rinse with soap and water.

 

[hector]

Wife wants to put cards few few old folks bungalow with nimber on in case they need owt.




Not.plastering carde

well done mrs,johnj,......good idea,......