SPIDER BITES

Many moons ago. A guy in the pub told us how scared he was of spiders. When he went home this bloke said he had a tarantular spider as a pet and had the whole body they shed. You know where this is going . So he brings it in for me couple days later. And when the guy comes in i say I've got a present for you .take the lid off and throw it in his face. (Bad idea) he was big and he went absolutely hysterical. He was running around screaming and throwing punches at everyone .he cleared the bar. I couldn't go back for weeks till he calmed down. I still feel bad .
 
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