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You can do whatever you like. It's load bearing...30lb or 35 or something. Check the site. There's also some savage climbing bits that you pretty much have to crawl up so it's more or less the case that you walk it as fast as you can.

This is TPF, not 22SAS so if it happens, we'll do it as a team and move at the pace of @lurpak who'll be the fattest/slowest man.
So we'll be carrying half a bag of multi to the top?! Sounds a toughie but I'm in.
 
Always carry 2 so I blame stairs
Lol! I had a ‘mum word’ with a lad at the yard yesterday morning! :LOL:

He keeps picking up two bags at a time and frankly I’d rather just get all my own stuff than have to watch him! He looks ridiculous and is absolutely f**k*d carrying them on his chest!

Told him to pack it in
 
Lol! I had a ‘mum word’ with a lad at the yard yesterday morning! :LOL:

He keeps picking up two bags at a time and frankly I’d rather just get all my own stuff than have to watch him! He looks ridiculous and is absolutely f**k*d carrying them on his chest!

Told him to pack it in

I'm old enough to remember proper 1cwt bags. Did us fcuk all good when they brought them in because the boss just made us carry them two at a time. Those bags were just brought out so's weedy dorises and noodle armed apprentices can carry them.

Two's all right on your shoulder... not so good in your arms.
 
Lol! I had a ‘mum word’ with a lad at the yard yesterday morning! :LOL:

He keeps picking up two bags at a time and frankly I’d rather just get all my own stuff than have to watch him! He looks ridiculous and is absolutely f**k*d carrying them on his chest!

Told him to pack it in
Sounds like he's 'peacocking' ya. well done for having a little word.
 
I'm old enough to remember proper 1cwt bags. Did us fcuk all good when they brought them in because the boss just made us carry them two at a time.

Two's all right on your shoulder... not so good in your arms.
There’s no way I’d be carrying two at a time! Most of the time when your carrying s**t in behind someone trying to carry too much they are slower than you and just in the way! And then more f**k*d than you when you’re done
 
Lol! I had a ‘mum word’ with a lad at the yard yesterday morning! :LOL:

He keeps picking up two bags at a time and frankly I’d rather just get all my own stuff than have to watch him! He looks ridiculous and is absolutely f**k*d carrying them on his chest!

Told him to pack it in

Half the trips carry as f**k as u can lol
 
I'm old enough to remember proper 1cwt bags. Did us fcuk all good when they brought them in because the boss just made us carry them two at a time. Those bags were just brought out so's weedy dorises and noodle armed apprentices can carry them.

Two's all right on your shoulder... not so good in your arms.
Your body might not think so when you hit your late 50's.!
 
There’s no way I’d be carrying two at a time! Most of the time when your carrying s**t in behind someone trying to carry too much they are slower than you and just in the way! And then more f**k*d than you when you’re done

Little bags are for the noodle armed. Don't mind two bags on my shoulder. What I hate is carrying boards....I mean I REALLY hate carrying boards.... and putting them up....in fact, I just fcuking hate boards.
 
I was anti steroids but you had me at raging hard on
Once on a job and plumber was a gym bunny gave us some viagra. Other plasterer had a bit of a quite life. Plumber said only take half as their strong as f**k .(no pun intended) when we got in van other plasterer said how much did he say take. I said at least a full en lol.
 
Once on a job and plumber was a gym bunny gave us some viagra. Other plasterer had a bit of a quite life. Plumber said only take half as their strong as f**k .(no pun intended) when we got in van other plasterer said how much did he say take. I said at least a full en lol.

Arrghhhh...Viagra....cocaine and viagra.....

latest
 
Shouldn’t need the blue things yet mate. I opened a tin of tuna for lunch n fired a bolt

Sometimes drugs can interfere with the ole works. Belt and braces if there's going to be anyone else involved. Better safe than sorry.
 
I have a feeling all your ex’s required intense therapy after they escaped

Well, none of them talk to me, let's put it that way.

One girl ran into serb artillery rather than find out what really goes on in my head.

But I'm still not as bad as Taff Penny, who followed a girl around work singing a song about anally raping here. If I recall, it went.

There's a hole in my arse, Dear Taff, Dear Taff.
There's a hole in my arse, Dear Taff Dear Taff
What should we do then, Dear Liza Dear Liza I know.
Stuff your knob in it, Dear Taff, Dear Taff


Etc


Went to the red light district in Beleifedt and the same lad ran into a prossies shack and was thrown out almost instantly... fcuk knows what he wanted to do to her but she wasn't having any of it. He came out of the next one almost as quickly with his pants round his ankles, tripped over them and dashed into another one. Same result, got fcuked off at the high port.

I never did find out what he was trying to do to them.

Imagine if you gave him cocaine and viagra?
 
I’m in. I’d like to do something mental, not mad but mental stamina; the question of how much I have intrigues me because I don’t know the answer. I used to run a lot years ago 8/10 miles a pop. I’d like to build that up again.

The only test of stamina I’ve had since is years later doing the Manchester 10k with no training, a humongous hangover and a fag hanging out of my mouth at the start. What a dick. Did it in an hour though which I thought good for my then level of fitness lol!

This fan dance would be a cool TPF challenge, possibly worthy of @Olican ‘s next wonderful charity event and could raise some funds
Anything we can add would be a boost, I'm prepared but way behind starting , had a few little glitches but should be good to go soon
 
Anything we can add would be a boost, I'm prepared but way behind starting , had a few little glitches but should be good to go soon
I wouldn’t worry it’s obvious you’ve been working hard on it and from a personal view point I think you’re a f**k**g hero.

Let’s do a TPF fan dance and all contribute!!
 
I wouldn’t worry it’s obvious you’ve been working hard on it and from a personal view point I think you’re a f**k**g hero.

Let’s do a TPF fan dance and all contribute!!
Once I start this one I'm going to be relentless, been following Jolly Josh lots lately and can't wait to give them a push.
 
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