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What is it with some customers...they go to the bog while your working and don't flush...I've opened the lid and seen it all now...bright yellow piss, used bog roll...logs...

I don't understand the reasoning behind it? to save water? to pretend it wasn't them?
 
Just follow up with your own display. Just make sure it sits on the side so it doesn’t even touch the water. You might be congratulated on your efforts.
 
Aldi are selling these
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Just follow up with your own display. Just make sure it sits on the side so it doesn’t even touch the water. You might be congratulated on your efforts.

b*ll***s to that, just leave the lid down and Mr Whippy on top...
 
I dont like people who don't flush the chain... even worse when you are stopping over night and they don't flush at night and wait till the morning... f**k**g stinks if you get there before them!!!
 
I dont like people who don't flush the chain... even worse when you are stopping over night and they don't flush at night and wait till the morning... f**k**g stinks if you get there before them!!!

When I used to house share I had a hippy house mate girl like that, pulled her up about it saying it was a s**t start to the day seeing and smelling her yellow piss every morning...she claimed it was to save water...I said well what if I want to do a no2 in the morning am I not supposed to flsuh first? what about splashback?
 
When I used to house share I had a hippy house mate girl like that, pulled her up about it saying it was a s**t start to the day seeing and smelling her yellow piss every morning...she claimed it was to save water...I said well what if I want to do a no2 in the morning am I not supposed to flsuh first? what about splashback?
Did you have a champagne kiss with her:baba:.?
 
When I used to house share I had a hippy house mate girl like that, pulled her up about it saying it was a s**t start to the day seeing and smelling her yellow piss every morning...she claimed it was to save water...I said well what if I want to do a no2 in the morning am I not supposed to flsuh first? what about splashback?

Saving water my arse.... if it was that much of an issue we would use rain water :D
 
Some customers are right filthy f**k**s!! Moved a bed on a job once and found a pair of shitty knickers under there and loads of dried up used tissue’s. Obviously used for mopping spunk up with!! :eek::baba::berrinche:
 
Some customers are right filthy f**k**s!! Moved a bed on a job once and found a pair of shitty knickers under there and loads of dried up used tissue’s. Obviously used for mopping spunk up with!! :eek::baba::berrinche:

Can't remember having the bedroom skimmed, but noted...ta
 
But then you’ll piss all over the floor. Disgusting! :LOL:

I like being disgusting.

Farts especially. My dog is scared of them Apparently, it's cruel to call her over for a pat on the head, then let rip. She looks horrified and runs away. It's her own fault for not getting used to it.

I've farted on the bus when they used to have the little windows up front. Opened the window and gassed everyone at the back.

I've stopped a band playing and cleared out a bar.

I farted on new years eve when the bar was shoulder to shoulder and no-one could get away from it - people clutching their throats and crying for their creator.

I've dropped into a shop just to fart in the heating system so it'd get blown into the shop, then pretended to window shop to see the damage.

Supermarket aisles, knowing someone else will run into it.

I farted in Currys today knowing that someone was browsing the same aisle and would be along to smell it.

It's my life's ambition to fart into a welder's air intake.

 
I like being disgusting.

Farts especially. My dog is scared of them Apparently, it's cruel to call her over for a pat on the head, then let rip. She looks horrified and runs away. It's her own fault for not getting used to it.

I've farted on the bus when they used to have the little windows up front. Opened the window and gassed everyone at the back.

I've stopped a band playing and cleared out a bar.

I farted on new years eve when the bar was shoulder to shoulder and no-one could get away from it - people clutching their throats and crying for their creator.

I've dropped into a shop just to fart in the heating system so it'd get blown into the shop, then pretended to window shop to see the damage.

Supermarket aisles, knowing someone else will run into it.

I farted in Currys today knowing that someone was browsing the same aisle and would be along to smell it.

It's my life's ambition to fart into a welder's air intake.



Hahah

Its a sound that still makes me giggle :D
 
The joys of site work.
The fact that some people need this explaining kind of
Makes me wonder how some of these dipshits walk and talk at the same time.
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There's also a detailed set of instructions by the sink on how to wash your hands.
:muyenojado:.
Although there's also free sun lotion to and that like the soap never gets used, so come holiday time I empty the whole dispenser full into an empty orange lucozade bottle(y):descansando: livin la Vida
 
I hated site toilets... on the long jobs I use to time my daily dump to follow the cleaner :D Perfect clean shitter with tonnes of bog roll :D
 
I hated site toilets... on the long jobs I use to time my daily dump to follow the cleaner :D Perfect clean shitter with tonnes of bog roll :D

Better off s**t on your gauging trowel (it's pretty much the perfect size), then flick it in the mixer on the way past.

Hear the brickie or the plasterer shouting at the labourer about cat s**t in the mix again and snigger.

Just don't get so used to it that you end up doing it to yourself when you're rendering.
 
Hate using the port a loo on site for as soon as you go in some gimps will start lobbing rocks at it, every time, every site I prefer the old fashioned slinger.
 
Some customers are right filthy f**k**s!! Moved a bed on a job once and found a pair of shitty knickers under there and loads of dried up used tissue’s. Obviously used for mopping spunk up with!! :eek::baba::berrinche:
As a Teenager id Bang 1 out in bed and use socks then chuck em on the floor for the Old Women to clear up next day when im at school. If i was really lazy n couldnt be bothered to bend down the Curtains were a good wipe.
 
As a Teenager id Bang 1 out in bed and use socks then chuck em on the floor for the Old Women to clear up next day when im at school. If i was really lazy n couldnt be bothered to bend down the Curtains were a good wipe.

I remember that one time at band camp,,,,, I mean at work, you told me that you bashed one out in your wooly hat sitting in your van to keep warm :LOL: then forgot and put it on later :LOL:














I just made that up :D
But it's probably true :sisi:
 
I remember that one time at band camp,,,,, I mean at work, you told me that you bashed one out in your wooly hat sitting in your van to keep warm :LOL: then forgot and put it on later :LOL:














I just made that up :D
But it's probably true :sisi:
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