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Lowry1234

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Ok you wonderful craftsmen. Yes I can take the banter....joined the site so hello boys....
bathroom...i tiles...I have a property that I renovated with the help of builders...now the bathroom is part tiled floor..tiled walk I. Shower area...bq nasty tiles...the rest is a bad plaster job....before you go and tell me off....my last bathroom was plastered without being sealed like it for over 10yrs no problems also inside room with no window...no damp mildew etc. Property sold in 24hrs. So I know how to dress a home.

so now I'm looking at web site photos and falling in love with microcement look that means I would never have to paint. Reading all the info on this site...I'm more confused than Jermey Kyle...I have a mini budget but seem to have chosen a DB9 price range....
im worried that I would have to wax and polish the walls every so often...would it crack if I got a boyfriend that was the size of a double decker bus....then I've read what works in Spain climate doesn't work in the uk....
i don't think we can post jobs on here or get any price guidance.. But I'm putting my little Kyle hand up for guidance....hope somebody says hello even if it's to tell me to make myself useful and put the kettle on,!
 
How many sugars do you wanna bacon buttie too. The last time my place was plastered he was a rugby player did the whole room in his boxer shorts....of course it was very funny.
 
How many sugars do you wanna bacon buttie too. The last time my place was plastered he was a rugby player did the whole room in his boxer shorts....of course it was very funny.
Need a second coat? Are you sure you were born female...
 
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Because I have an ipad and I don't know how to use it....I tried to upload a video. But not sure I can do it using this system....flipping Eck....lots of questions about icicle ol me...no answers to my questions. Do I have to play ping pong before I get sound advice...microcement. Advise. I read on the forum a massive pros and cons so I'm more confused
 
I was quoted nearly 700 for a wall 2m high 4 m wide...then I think all theses places have microcement isn't it the new DIY. Perhaps I'll have to wait til ikea stocking it!
 
Because I have an ipad and I don't know how to use it....I tried to upload a video. But not sure I can do it using this system....flipping Eck....lots of questions about icicle ol me...no answers to my questions. Do I have to play ping pong before I get sound advice...microcement. Advise. I read on the forum a massive pros and cons so I'm more confused

Welcome along and it could take time before you get an answer it's a bank holiday weekend remember and peep's could be out and about having a life unlike me who has been gardening all day :RpS_unsure:
 
Your right typical girl want want want....I can't help myself....I hate gardening...however my ikea fake plants look amazing....
 
Dont kno alot about microcement.. seen it in bathrooms before.. looks the dogs dangles. !!
Hope u get sorted in one way or another
 
I think it looks fab...but all designer photos do....it doesn't show if it cracks or shower gel can damage the walls etc...it seems expensive I think cos they have to let to dry and come back day after day. Nooks like I might have to sell my shoes on ebay to pay for it or sit in the corner and cry nobody loves me
 
I have a German woman wrestler no 4 in the country she throws everything about...she is here to learn English ! So now I'm confused polished plaster to see it reflect light or Matt micro cement....it comes down to cost budget
 
Champagne ideas and lemonade money* eh?
Welcome along Lowry :RpS_wink:




*Artisan998, 10/02/2012 @Arti
 
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I like you lowry1234, good wicked sense of humour, touch of sarcasim yet a hint of kylie, certainly would not ask you to make a cup of tea, as we both know what the answer would be, a play on the little lost woman theme hoping for sympathy but again I think you could stand and hold your ground, as for the double decker bus thing of a boyfriend, I think you are happily married to a good man, who has the same sense of humour as you , but just in case I have an extension to skim out this week , but once its done you can put a flask and a few sandwiches together, and we will take off on the next bus out of town, like you I live life on the edge, now remind me what was your question , I get a bit lost at times, now you are probably thinking I have scored here this hector is a bit of a catch, but sorry to say I am not easy, I am spoken for, but never mind in the days weeks and months to come thanks to intensive therapy ,you will get over me,
 
No not married...single and happy...no kids..love to travel..yes I do have a sense of humour..I need one in this life...not playing the lost girlie...I wish I could at times too independant....so I make guys redundant....now that's my love life over and has been for years! All the good guys are married or being chased by some hot chick....so back to me and get plastered. All I want is a nice bathroom. That I don't have to paint year on year...something classy and sassy like me..
problem is builders turn up...think I'm la la ...then I have to get all marry with em...I pay cash and don't moan and believe a fair Day work fair day price.....then you get the cheeky greedy monkeys...nothing is free in life....we all know and like to thing we have got a bargain...but I live in the real world....jeez in writing flipping. War and peace....please help me make a decision what's right.... I've lived with these Naf tiles ...yes I bought them in a panic mode...lesson learnt....so all married guys reading this...single women like and respect your work...it's not so wrong to ask for help x
 
once again lowry I like you , smiling as I type this a excellent but serious sense of humour, don't take me to seriously just a bit banter,i really like the la la quote very good, think you are a bit like me ,radio 4 fan, read the guardian, listen to blues/jazz, we are as one lowry, but anyhooooooooo hopefully someone will come along with some good helpful advice,
 
sorry no mike in my family.....jeez I'm being honest here....it's like I'm in crown court...I'm single...no mike no builders....no kids....a neighbour from hell who is taken me to court for a parking space trying to pinch mine....why so many questions.......if I had a fella I wouldn't be asking daft questions...that I'm trying to understand....
 
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