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  1. Stevieo

    Calling all experts! - Insurers may be telling porkies about plastering drying time?

    Shut up it was YOU that did the plastering.
  2. Stevieo

    Job Cancellations

    Of course he can't. Daft cûnt can't even speak English very well
  3. Stevieo

    Job Cancellations

    No you haven't
  4. Stevieo

    Solid wall damp proofing

    So go to the pub. And then go to bed
  5. Stevieo

    Out of date Casting Plaster

    He was expecting it. When old Michael told me he has cancer I asked if I could try on his jacket and when Tommy went down with a heart attack I was straight round the hospital for the tenner he owed me and a look at his boots
  6. Stevieo

    Out of date Casting Plaster

    Pal of mine is bedridden now. He's gone down with some sort of eating disorder. I mentioned to him the other day that he wouldn't have worn much of the tread off his boots if he doesn't go out any more
  7. Stevieo

    Tiny pin holes on plastered walls

    Can't imagine how a plasterer would have done that to you - but there again, I can't imagine how you've done it either. Still, it's done now so go down to your locall specialistb paint shop and enquire about what products they have available. There's usually something
  8. Stevieo

    Help With Painting/Smoothing OSB

    just buy some mdf you tight git
  9. Stevieo

    Is Cavity wall insulation a big problem?

    Yes it will, bog lid scraper. Have you forgotten the dung heap?
  10. Stevieo

    Electricians & Plasterers

    @JessThePlasterer @ChrispyUK
  11. Stevieo

    Is Cavity wall insulation a big problem?

    The polystyrene ball type is what I was talking about
  12. Stevieo

    Is Cavity wall insulation a big problem?

    This could end bad for you
  13. Stevieo

    Is Cavity wall insulation a big problem?

    It's horrible stuff. Dunno about blowing render but it bridges the cavity and transmits damp so the tiniest fault in the external seal spells disaster. The buildings I was maintaining in Ireland has it and it f**k*d a lot of apartments up.
  14. Stevieo

    Efflorescence on plaster

    Shut up. Can you imagine having that raving lunatic in your house?
  15. Stevieo

    Tyrolean? What to do?

    Shut up
  16. Stevieo

    Tyrolean? What to do?

    I do the warning round here. You seem to have forgotten about the Dung Heap
  17. Stevieo

    Tyrolean? What to do?

    Shut up
  18. Stevieo

    Tyrolean? What to do?

    @ChrispyUK
  19. Stevieo

    Pizza oven render

    Shut up
  20. Stevieo

    Pizza oven render

    Bllody hell. I never considered a career rendering pizza ovens. Shame I'm in Lancashire. Still, with not a straight line in it and no ceiling lines then I'd say @Casper is worth a try. He doesn't do ceiling lines and he covers the whole country. Has to because he only does one job in each...
  21. Stevieo

    PROBLEMS WITH NEW PLASTERING ON WET WALL

    Size 6 they are. With built up heels, same as Tom Cruise
  22. Stevieo

    Are you selling your plastering business

    You think he cooks himself then?
  23. Stevieo

    Are you selling your plastering business

    @Casper might sell you his. He eats from M&S you know, AND he drinks Guinness nitro. Must be quids in
  24. Stevieo

    Rendering needed

    She can't plaster.
  25. Stevieo

    How to prep this wall

    Shut up you raving lunatic. Get yourself a decent name while you're about it too. You stalker
  26. Stevieo

    speed skim video

    @Casper
  27. Stevieo

    How to prep this wall

    You'll need to do more than pva it. You should ring @Chrispy I dont know what he'd do and neither does he but he's cheap. @paulf will be along in a bit with a link for you.
  28. Stevieo

    Renovating old miners house, very poorly built

    Thanks for letting us know.
  29. Stevieo

    Hi am leight

    Ffs here. We wuz just joshing. You're going up to skimcoat with skimcoat, right? So yours will be the same depth, roger so far? If you fill the hole then the few mm of your skim will sit proud, capiche? So, pva your hole and the surrounding area, bung on some skimcoat and flatten and blend...
  30. Stevieo

    Hi am leight

    Or @Chrispy
  31. Stevieo

    Hi am leight

    Dont listen to that pair of cnutz. You've paid out twice for a roofer so now you can't afford a plasterer. Get @Chrispy to do it.
  32. Stevieo

    Price on meterage

    Thirded
  33. Stevieo

    Price on meterage

    You shut up
  34. Stevieo

    Repair walls prior to tiling

    Yes but I know what I'm doing
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