Recent content by Spitandpolish

J. B. TAYLOR would not approve mate ! :endesacuerdo:

Shut it crispy knickers

Smart arse !

f**k knows mate ! I've been aware of this phenomena for quite a while too ! Single woman are the biggest culprits, in my observations, anyway ! You see it everywhere though ! I think its getting worse to be honest ! :confused:

My mate used to use the term " Fopar" a lot, to comment on a fat bird in really tight leggings showing off her, plainly visable, upper vulva, as in a "fat upper pussy region" . He insisted that it was common "street vocabulary" In all honesty there ! Is that where you got your name from mate...

Just be careful mate, you do know that you're a wanted man down that way ? (y)

You sloped of early mate , what was your story ?

Walked out well up on the poker mate but ended up squandering the lot on a bunch of shiny new trowels in the next town ! When will I ever learn !!! :cry:

Ann Summers, basic range ?

Just how thin was the mix ? Looks far too thin .

Those dollars were spent in the nearest saloon on whisky, poker and whores, that very evening, amigo ! (y)

As in you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Years ago used to do work for a housing association, a young and keen lad I was in those days ! Turns up one day at the door of one of the tenant's, fat bird she was, with my job line in hand. A little patch up job. She's not happy, has to go out to meet her Mum or somthing ! I says " I'm here...

Said "the gardener" ! :ROFLMAO:

Looks your running out of space regarding the door frame architraves going back on that mate, you could give it another coat and wait till it picks up and is ready to finish, you could then fit thin pine strips around the door to pack it out for the architraves. Or sand the f**k out of it, give...